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Anonymous said: Hey, do you know of any alternate words for 'testicles' for trans women? My girlfriend's nonop, and neither of us can think of a word that feels right the way 'clit' does. Kinda limits dirty talk :(
I once heard someone use “dangly bits” but it confused me because they aren’t the only bits that dangle. Plus if you’re going for dirty talk that’s not necessarily very hot. I don’t know many other alternatives. Eggs?
It might help to know the context of what you’re trying to communicate. “Muff me with my ____,” or “I want to suck your ____,” or “Avoid my ____,” or “I’m going to squeeze your ____ until they ____,” or “Clit and ___ torture,” can all have a different feel and some language might be appropriate in one instance but not another. Depending on circumstance you might use language that isn’t a perfect match, maybe “labia”?
Do any of my followers have other ideas?
My favorites from other people’s suggestions:
Ovaries, outaries, novaries, fauxveries,
Squishies, stones, happy factory, Natalie